You're buying a new car. You want something sporty and good-looking,
your wife wants something practical and the in-laws want something solid
so the kids are safe. In this situation we'd normally say to you,"buy a
BMW 330d Touring". But
overnight things have changed: our favourite Latvian car manufacturer,
Dartz, has invented a whole new sector that catches all your motoring
desires in one product like a comically large butterfly net.
Internet,
we give you the Dartz Nagel Dakkar. The first car to plant the flag in
the B.N.U.D.S sector. What on Earth is B.N.U.D.S? Well...
Bespoke - Every car is made specially for the customer. You can even decide what it looks like externally.
Noble - Dartz say they're one of the oldest car names.
Urban - as it's claimed to have an excellent ride for the city. As we found out when we gave a Dictator a lift, this means going over anything that's in your way.
Desert - If you live in the desert, that's fine. Dartz says the car works great there too.
Safety - Because of the use of a titanium tubular farme and the company's previous exploits into bulletproofing.

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